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809212:

y tu paga biles pa gobernarte??

(Source: fakelikemylashes)

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

(Source: spermspeed)

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

Photo by Josh Rhinehart,Bonnaroo 2014

youthagainstfascism:

the film industry is so fucked. like you won’t let a trans actor play a trans role but yall still letting adam sandler make movies. wanna take a minute to reflect

(Source: gummo1997)

unimpressedcats:

me

(Source: pleatedjeans)

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

(Source: sniffing)

Kat: You can’t just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But there’s always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine. 

(Source: halpertjames)

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

(Source: humortrain)

waking up: haha fuck

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

camyya:

Warpaint live at Glastonbury 2014. Photos by Samantha López & Camila Jurado.

(Source: warpaintwarpaint)