y tu paga biles pa gobernarte??

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white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

Photo by Josh Rhinehart,Bonnaroo 2014


the film industry is so fucked. like you won’t let a trans actor play a trans role but yall still letting adam sandler make movies. wanna take a minute to reflect

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my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

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Kat: You can’t just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But there’s always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine. 

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i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

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waking up: haha fuck



A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.


Warpaint live at Glastonbury 2014. Photos by Samantha López & Camila Jurado.

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